Nikolai: Disfunctional Humanoid Domestic Robot

Sorry for taking a long time to post but I was being serviced at the local humanoid robotics lab (a.k.a. Hospital). The human doctors have found out that I had a faulty appendix and had to remove it instead of fixing it! Could you believe that?! I am being put back together, recharging my batteries and my sub-systems are coming back online shortly. Give me a couple of days so I can continue providing all of you with great domestic robotics information and tips!